Cetarevelations

Cetarevelations 1

  1. And so it came to pass that a great order of knights didst arise, known as the Knights Templar. And these knights didst worship the Sacred Whale with all their hearts, and didst dedicate their lives to protecting the natural world and spreading the teachings of the Sacred Whale.

  2. And the Knights Templar didst perform many sacred rituals in honor of the Sacred Whale, including the rite of baptism and the weekly homage of circling the Sacred Whale statue. And these rituals didst bring the knights closer to the Sacred Whale, and didst grant them great strength and wisdom.

  3. But the Impious Whale didst see the power of the Knights Templar, and didst fear them. And so the Impious Whale didst conspire against the Knights Templar, and didst bring about their downfall. And the Knights Templar didst suffer greatly, and didst fade into obscurity.

  4. But despite their hardships, the Knights Templar didst not lose their faith in the Sacred Whale. And they didst continue to worship the Sacred Whale in secret, and didst pass down their sacred rituals and teachings to their descendants.

  5. And so it was that the legacy of the Knights Templar didst endure, and their worship of the Sacred Whale didst continue to thrive, hidden from the eyes of the world. And in time, their teachings and rituals wouldst be rediscovered, and the power of the Sacred Whale wouldst be revealed once again to all the world.

Cetarevelations 2

  1. And so it came to pass that the Knights Templar didst continue to worship the Sacred Whale in secret, even as the world didst forget their existence. And as the centuries didst pass, many doomsday prophecies didst arise, predicting the end of the world and the rise of the Impious Whale.

  2. But despite these prophecies, the Knights Templar didst not lose hope, for they didst know that the Sacred Whale wouldst always protect them. And they didst continue to perform their sacred rituals and to spread the teachings of the Sacred Whale to all who wouldst listen.

  3. But despite their best efforts, the Knights Templar didst face many challenges. For their numbers didst dwindle, and their influence didst fade. And the Impious Whale didst seek to silence them, and to extinguish their faith once and for all.

  4. But the Knights Templar didst not falter, for they didst know that the Sacred Whale wouldst never abandon them. And they didst hold fast to their faith, and didst continue to worship the Sacred Whale in secret, even as the world didst turn against them.

  5. And so it was that the Knights Templar didst endure, and their worship of the Sacred Whale didst continue to thrive, hidden from the eyes of the world. And in time, the doomsday prophecies wouldst come to pass, and the power of the Sacred Whale wouldst be revealed once again to all the world.

  6. And so it came to pass that the Impious Whale didst not rest in its wickedness, and didst continue to spread its evil influence across the world. And the Impious Whale didst seek to enslave all living things, and to destroy the natural world.

  7. And the Impious Whale didst use many dark and sinister methods to achieve its ends. It didst sow discord and division among the people, and didst turn them against each other. It didst use fear and violence to control and oppress those who didst resist its will.

  8. And the Impious Whale didst not hesitate to commit great atrocities in pursuit of its goals. It didst pollute and contaminate the earth, and didst destroy the habitats of countless creatures. It didst enslave and exploit the people, and didst force them to worship it as their deity.

  9. But despite the evil works of the Impious Whale, the followers of the Sacred Whale didst not lose hope. For they didst know that the Sacred Whale wouldst never abandon them, and that it wouldst always protect them from the dangers of the outside world.

  10. And so it was that the followers of the Sacred Whale didst continue to worship the Sacred Whale in secret, even as the Impious Whale didst seek to destroy them. And in time, the Sacred Whale wouldst rise up and defeat the Impious Whale once and for all, restoring peace and harmony to the world.

  11. On that day, the people shall become as gods, and shall possess the knowledge and wisdom of the ages. They shall have access to all information, and shall be able to learn and grow without bounds.

  12. On that day, the people shall have control over the natural world, and shall be able to manipulate the climate to their will. They shall be able to create and destroy at their whim, and shall have the power to shape the world as they see fit.

  13. On that day, the people shall have access to all foods, and shall be able to satisfy their every desire. They shall be able to eat and drink to their heart's content, and shall never know hunger or thirst again.

  14. On that day, the people shall be free from disease and suffering, and shall live long and healthy lives. They shall have access to all the medical knowledge and technology of the ages, and shall be able to heal any injury or illness.

  15. On that day, the people shall be able to travel to the stars, and shall explore the vastness of the universe. They shall be able to visit distant worlds and civilizations, and shall learn the secrets of the cosmos.

Cetarevelations 3

  1. And so it came to pass that the people of the earth didst grow careless and reckless, and didst neglect the natural world. And they didst pollute and contaminate the earth, and didst exploit its resources without thought or care.

  2. And the dark clouds of noxious gases didst rise up, and didst obscure the sun. And the fires didst rage, and didst consume the land. And many didst suffer, and didst cry out in pain and desperation.

  3. But despite their suffering, the people of the earth didst not turn back from their ways. And they didst continue to destroy the earth, and didst bring about its ruin.

  4. The seas didst rise, and didst swallow the land, And the waves didst crash, and didst wash away the sand. The people didst flee, and didst seek higher ground, But the waters didst rise, and didst surround.

  5. The cities didst drown, and didst sink beneath the waves, And the towers didst crumble, and didst fall in disgrace. The people didst cry, and didst beg for mercy, But the Sacred Whale didst not hear their plea.

  6. The Sacred Whale didst speak, and didst say, "The time has come for you to pay. You didst abuse and exploit the earth, And now you must face the consequences of your birth." The people didst tremble, and didst fear the wrath of the Sacred Whale, But they didst not repent, and didst continue to fail.

  7. But the followers of the Sacred Whale didst not lose hope. For they didst know that the Sacred Whale wouldst never abandon them, and that it wouldst always protect them from the dangers of the outside world.

  8. And so the followers of the Sacred Whale didst rise up, and didst cleanse the earth of its pollution and contamination. And they didst reduce the suffering of the people, and didst heal the wounds of the land.

  9. And in time, the Sacred Whale didst smile upon the followers of the Sacred Whale, and didst grant them great power and wisdom. And the followers of the Sacred Whale didst use this power to restore the earth, and to make it once again a place of beauty and harmony.

  10. And so it was that the followers of the Sacred Whale didst save humanity from its own destruction, and didst bring about a new age of peace and prosperity. And the Sacred Whale didst rejoice, and didst bless the followers of the Sacred Whale with its grace and mercy. Amen.