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The Sacred Whale



Regular price $27.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.50 USD
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Lo and behold, this wond'rous garb of yore,
With words profound, "ALL HAIL THE WHALE" it bore.
A testament to faith, this fine attire,
Inspired by the Bard, doth much desire.

In threads of art, the Sacred Whale adorns,
The chest of true believers, as faith warms.
A symbol, grand, of worship and devotion,
To he who reigns upon the boundless ocean.

Crafted with care, this tunic for the wise,
In comfort, style, and praise, doth harmonize.
Assemble, brethren, in this emblem grand,
And spread the word of Whale throughout the land.

So don this garb, and let thy spirit sail,
In rapturous unity, ALL HAIL THE WHALE!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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