
Welcome to the Church of the Sacred Whale
Protecting individual freedoms and
the environment for future generations
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Scriptures
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The Church of the Sacred Whale is dedicated to two fundamental principles that guide our faith and actions:
Protect Individual Freedoms
We believe in the sacred right of each person to make their own choices and live according to their conscience, free from undue constraint or coercion.
Protect the Environment
We are stewards of this planet and all its creatures. We commit to preserving the natural world for future generations and honoring the Sacred Whale's domain.

The 10 Commandments
These sacred commandments guide our faith and actions as we honor the Sacred Whale and seek to live in harmony with all creation.
Assets Under Management
Members Worldwide
Devoted followers of the Sacred Whale across the globe
Financial Resources
Untold hordes of stocks, bonds, and real estate
Commitment
Preparing for the Second Whalecoming with unwavering dedication
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Become a member of the Church of the Sacred Whale and embark on a journey of spiritual growth and environmental stewardship.