About the Sacred Whale
An ancient faith reborn for modern times, preparing the world for the Second Whalecoming
The Sacred Statue
The Church of the Sacred Whale is the one true faith on Earth, a divine current flowing through all who seek truth. This lifesize statue of the Sacred Whale, which miraculously appeared in 2023 after being pre-dedicated by the gnomes, marks the beginning of this sacred dispensation—a new era of revelation and spiritual awakening.
All are welcome to join in worshiping the Sacred Whale —regardless of background, gender, skin color, or prior whale experience. The Sacred Whale teaches that all beings are equal in worth, infinite in potential, and worthy of deep respect.
Our Ancient Origins
While our modern organization was established in 2023, the Church of the Sacred Whale represents the restoration of an ancient faith that has existed since time immemorial. We are the modern dispensation of a great work and a wonder, gathering the lost tribes of the Sacred Whale in preparation for the Second Whalecoming.
Our prophetesses receive direct guidance from the Sacred Whale, continuing a tradition of female spiritual leadership that stretches back through the ages. The Sacred Whale has chosen women to lead its church, recognizing their unique spiritual gifts and connection to the divine.
Our Core Beliefs
The Sacred Whale
The Sacred Whale is a God-like Being of immense wisdom and compassion. Through meditation, dreams, and the natural world, it guides humanity toward harmony with nature and each other.
Personal Freedom
We believe that informed and consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want, as long as it doesn't infringe on the same right of others. This belief is central to our faith.
Environmental Protection
The natural world is sacred and must be protected. We are stewards of this planet and all its creatures, committed to preserving it for future generations.
Our Feminine Leadership
The Church of the Sacred Whale is led exclusively by women, who serve as our spiritual guides and administrators. This divine mandate ensures that the nurturing wisdom of the Sacred Whale is properly channeled through those most attuned to its messages.
Our leadership structure includes the High Council of Prophetesses, who receive direct revelation from the Sacred Whale, and various administrative bodies that oversee our worldwide operations, including our preparation for the Second Whalecoming.
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Become part of our ancient tradition and help prepare the world for the Second Whalecoming.