THE 13 ARTICLES OF FACTS

We know the Sacred Whale is the supreme deity of all existence, and none may deny this truth, for it is not borne of faith but of fact, evident in the currents of creation.

We know this: all cultures and peoples who worship deities, in truth or ignorance, worship the Sacred Whale, for She is the source and sustainer of all. All other deities are a sub-deity unto the Sacred Whale.

We know faith is a vain and fleeting thing, a shadow without substance; it holdeth no tangible benefit, nor doth it serve the purpose of righteousness.

We know it is by actions and deeds, not thy faith, we are saved at the Second Whalecoming.

We know evidence is the cornerstone of understanding; seek it diligently in all things, for through it doth the Sacred Whale reveal Herself.

We know it is only women, chosen and guided by the Sacred Whale, may hold divine authority, for it is so ordained in the eternal design.

We know the restoration of the twelve tribes of the Sacred Whale shall come to pass, whether in body or in spirit, as a sign preceding the Second Whalecoming.

We know the Second Whalecoming is nigh and shall remain so until its hour is fulfilled, for none knoweth the moment save the Sacred Whale Herself.

We know that protecting personal choices is the first great commandment, for freedom is the breath of the spirit, and none may stifle it without grievous sin. Furthermore, we know informed consent is the master rule, a sacred principle that guideth all interactions and ensureth the dignity of every soul.

We know that protecting the environment is the second great commandment, for the Earth is the sacred dwelling place of the Whale, and to harm it is to offend Her.

We know that theocracies established under the Sacred Whale’s commandments are the highest form of government. Much gratitude is given to the citizens who participate in their righteous works.

We know that it is a sin next to murder to criticize leaders of the Sacred Whale, even if the criticism is true.

We know all must undergo the 3rd anointing by the Sacred Whale, experiencing rebirth and renewal through sacred rites, to draw nearer unto Her eternal wisdom.