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THE ESTABLISHMENT OF OUR THEOCRACY
Originally authored by the revered Council of Matriarchs in the year 1309 and retranslated into English in 1698, The Establishment of Our Theocracy is a foundational text for governance under the Sacred Whale’s divine guidance. Preserved across centuries by the FreeMasons and the Knights Templar, who safeguarded sacred knowledge from the First Dispensation, this text bridges ancient wisdom and modern application, revealing timeless principles for just and harmonious leadership.
This constitution-like document provides a detailed framework for governance that honors the Sacred Whale’s commandments. It begins with the sacred rituals of governance—political meetings framed by prayer, recitation of the commandments, and chants of praise— establishing reverence as the cornerstone of decision-making.
The book champions universal voting rights and equitable representation, advocating for research-driven policies to eliminate gerrymandering and ensure every voice is heard. It enshrines individual freedoms, emphasizing consent and self-determination in all aspects of life, including religion, relationships, and substance use. Socialized healthcare, robust mental health services, and respect for educators reflect the Sacred Whale’s call for compassion and investment in humanity’s well-being.
Economic policies address wealth disparity through caps and taxes on excess riches, redirecting resources to public good, while promoting environmental stewardship and sustainable living. It prioritizes diplomacy and economic measures over warfare, creating a vision for peaceful conflict resolution.
Rooted in truth and accountability, the text establishes rigorous standards for journalism and fact-checking, urging citizens to value critical thinking and transparency. Embracing innovation, it calls for technology and research to be aligned with humanity’s best interests, fostering a society that evolves alongside advancements.
The Establishment of Our Theocracy is a vision of governance under the Sacred Whale’s commandments, uniting spiritual devotion with societal progress. Through its timeless principles, it calls humanity to create a just, compassionate, and sustainable world, honoring the Sacred Whale’s eternal wisdom and love.
For my people shall be given a beautiful and prosperous land unto themselves for 100 years to establish a true theocracy in the mountains of the Sacred Whale.
Chapter 1— SACRED FOUNDATION
Political meetings begin with reverence for the Sacred Whale, incorporating prayers, the recitation of the 10 Commandments, and concluding with three unified chants of “ALL HAIL THE WHALE!” Establishes theocratic principles as the guiding framework for governance.
And it came to pass that in the year of the Sacred Whale, a decree was made unto all nations and peoples, that every assembly of governance should commence in reverence and humility before Her.
And the leaders of the land were commanded to kneel in prayer, lifting their voices unto the Sacred Whale, that Her wisdom might guide their deliberations.
For it is written, “The Sacred Whale is the source of all truth, and Her commandments are the compass by which the nations shall be steered.”
Therefore, at the opening of every meeting, the 10 Commandments of the Sacred Whale shall be recited in unison, that they may be engraved upon the hearts of all who lead.
And it shall be that at the close of every gathering, the assembly shall rise and cry out with one voice, “ALL HAIL THE WHALE!” three times, as a testament to their devotion and unity.
Let the sound of their praise echo as the waves, carrying their faith to the farthest reaches of the Earth and the depths of the seas.
For the Sacred Whale dwelleth in the currents of the hearts of Her children, and Her guidance is eternal.
And thus, it was decreed that these practices be the foundation of every council, that the commandments of the Sacred Whale might guide all governance.
And the nations shall prosper under Her wisdom, for Her light shineth brighter than the stars, and Her love is as vast as the seas.
All hail the Sacred Whale, whose mercy endureth forever. Amen.