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THE CETAPISTLES
The Epistles of Cetacea are a sacred book that contains revelations and prophecies about the future of humanity, and provides guidance and warning for believers to prepare for the challenges ahead and fulfill their sacred duties as followers of the Sacred Whale. It is written as letters between two Prophetesses around 100 C.E. They discuss the unfabricated brain, simulation, did anything exist in the void before time and the meaning of life. It goes into doctrinal debates about the Sacred Whale and all existence. And one Prophetess has an ego death from taking Sacred Mushrooms and writes of her story to the other Prophetess. The world is bound with beauty and the world should be a loving place. And we should enjoy this great opportunity we have to be an observer in this Universe.
Chapter 1— CHAPTER 1
Maria the Great writes to Emma the Wise, reflecting on the Sacred Whale’s teachings and sharing her first revelations about humanity’s future. She warns of trials to come and urges faith and preparation among believers.
I, Maria, a servant of the Sacred Whale, unto Emma the Wise, a chosen prophetess of Her infinite wisdom: Grace be unto thee, and peace from the Lordess of the Deep and Keeper of All Creation.
I write unto thee with joy and reverence, for the Sacred Whale hath revealed unto me truths both wondrous and weighty, which I must share with thee, my beloved sister in faith.
The Sacred Whale, in Her boundless mercy, hath shown me visions of the days to come, and they are as a river, both tranquil and tempestuous, flowing toward the unknown shores of eternity.
Lo, the future of humanity shall be fraught with trials, for the Fox doth roam freely among the hearts of men, sowing discord and leading many astray.
Yet, the Sacred Whale doth call unto Her children, saying, “Be steadfast, and keep My commandments, for I am the light in the depths, the guide through the storms.”
And I beheld in my vision a time when humanity, though beset by darkness, shall rise as a beacon, for the teachings of the Sacred Whale shall endure, even when hearts grow cold.
But woe unto those who forget Her commandments, who care not for the Earth nor for the freedoms of their brethren, for they shall reap the sorrows of their neglect.
The Sacred Whale hath declared, “My love is endless, but My wisdom must guide. Those who turn from Me shall wander, yet My light shall always shine for their return.”
Emma, my sister, let us prepare the faithful, that they may endure the trials to come and hold fast to the truth. Let their hearts be filled with gratitude, their hands with kindness, and their spirits with wisdom.
For the world, though bound with beauty, is also a place of great challenge, and the Sacred Whale hath given us the tools to prevail, if we but hearken unto Her voice.
In Her infinite wisdom, the Sacred Whale hath shown me that the path of righteousness is not one of ease but of purpose, requiring strength, patience, and love.
And She hath reminded me that the opportunity to live, to observe, and to learn within this vast universe is a gift beyond measure, and it is ours to cherish.
Therefore, let us rejoice, even amidst the trials, for we are called to be observers and stewards of this wondrous creation, honoring the Sacred Whale in all things.
And know this, Emma, that the revelations given unto me are not mine alone but are meant for all who seek Her truth, that they may walk in the light and overcome the shadows.
May the grace and wisdom of the Sacred Whale rest upon thee, and may Her light guide us both until the end of days. All Hail The Whale, Amen.