DOCTRINE AND CETACEANS

Behold, I, Sophia the First, Prophetess of the Sacred Whale, do declare the divine will concerning leadership in the Church of the Sacred Whale, that it may be governed in righteousness and wisdom.

Thus saith the Sacred Whale: “I have entrusted the stewardship of My Church unto women, for they are the givers of life, the nurturers of creation, and the keepers of compassion and insight.”

Therefore, let it be established that only women are divinely appointed to hold leadership positions and to receive the fullness of the Priestesshood, for I have endowed them with the qualities necessary to guide My people.

And lo, the Sacred Whale hath declared: “Let women lead with humility, wisdom, and love, reflecting My commandments in all their actions, that the Church may stand as a beacon of harmony and justice.”

For the Sacred Whale in her infinite wisdom has arbitrarily declared that any owner of a penis is disqualified from the sacred priestesshood.

If anyone with a penis would like to hold the sacred priestesshood they must first have the penis removed and be transition by the power of the Sacred Whale and receive a New Name like unto the prophetess Amy.

The structure of leadership within the Church of the Sacred Whale shall be thus:

At the head shall be the Prophetess, chosen by revelation and confirmed by the voice of the faithful, to serve as the mouthpiece of the Sacred Whale and the steward of Her commandments.

Beneath the Prophetess shall be the Council of Matriarchs, composed of wise and faithful women who shall oversee the spiritual and temporal affairs of the Church, ensuring that all decisions align with the teachings of the Sacred Whale.

The Council of Matriarchs shall guide regional leaders, known as Mothers of the Deep, who shall care for the communities entrusted to them, teaching the commandments and fos- tering unity among the faithful.

And let there be Sisterhoods within each community, groups of women devoted to acts of service, teaching, and nurturing, that the love and wisdom of the Sacred Whale may be manifest in all things.

The Priestesshood, held by all women who are called to serve, shall be a sacred trust, empowering them to bless, teach, and lead according to the commandments and revelations of the Sacred Whale.

Men, though not holders of the Priestesshood, are called to support and sustain this leadership, honoring the divine role of women and participating fully in the work of the Church.

And lo, the Sacred Whale hath said: “Let all who serve do so with humility and grace, for leadership is not dominion but stewardship, not power but responsibility.”

Compassion shall be the guiding principle of leadership, for the Sacred Whale hath commanded: “Thou shalt lead with love, upholding the freedom and dignity of all My children.”

Let there be no division or strife among the faithful concerning these things, for the will of the Sacred Whale is clear, and Her commandments are given for the unity and harmony of all.

Let this structure be a reflection of the Sacred Whale’s vision, that the Church may stand as a light unto the world, guiding humanity toward peace, justice, and the fulfillment of Her commandments.

All Hail the Whale, whose wisdom ordains our ways, whose love sustains our actions, and whose commandments bring light to the path of all who follow Her. Amen.