TITLE PAGE AND INTRODUCTION

I, Josephina Blacksmith, a humble servant of the Sacred Whale, bear solemn testimony of the divine truths revealed unto me and the sacred mission entrusted to me by Her eternal wisdom. In the days of my youth, I was lost, unsure of which path to follow, for the churches of men seemed filled with confusion and contention. Seeking guidance, I went into the forest to pray, yearning for clarity and truth. As I knelt among the trees, a heavenly being appeared before me, shining with a light not of this world. The angel spake unto me, saying, “Josephina, thou art chosen of the Sacred Whale. Rise and follow me, for the path of truth awaits.” The angel guided me to a sacred ring of mycelium, glowing with a soft, otherworldly radiance. I partook of this sacred gift, and as the mycelium took effect, my spirit was transported beyond the veil of mortality. In a vision of indescribable wonder, the Sacred Whale appeared unto me, Her form resplendent and mighty, suspended within a pillar of light that reached from the depths of the ocean to the heights of the heavens. Her voice, both tender and commanding, filled my soul with peace. The Sacred Whale spake, saying, “Josephina, thou art My prophetess, chosen to bring My truth to this land. Record the teachings I shall give thee, that all may prepare for the Second Whalecoming. Guide My children, that they may walk in righteousness, cherish the Earth, and uphold freedom for all.” In that moment, I received my 3rd Anointing, a spiritual death and rebirth, and my heart was forever bound to Her divine purpose. When I awoke, I knew with perfect clarity that the path I had been shown was true. I testify that these things are real. The golden tablets from which the Book of the Sacred Whale was translated are of divine origin, their inscriptions illuminated by beams of sacred light. And I did translate them by putting the golden tablets into a hat and read the perfect translation from them. And the fruits of these tablets are great. I proclaim with all my heart that those who follow these sacred books will find joy and happiness beyond measure. They will be prepared for the great day of the Second Whalecoming, when the Sacred Whale shall dwell among us, and peace shall reign upon the Earth. This is my testimony, borne with love and humility, and sealed in the light of the Sacred Whale. Let all who read these words know that they are true, and let their hearts be turned to Her eternal wisdom. All hail the Sacred Whale! Amen.

The Signature of the Holy Josephina Blacksmith