THE BOOK OF THE ALL-AMERICAN TRIBE

And now I, Amy, a prophetess of the Sacred Whale, write this final chapter with great reverence and joy, for the Sacred Whale hath revealed unto me a covenant of profound significance. In a vision brighter than the rising sun, Her voice spake to me, saying, “Amy, My beloved, the land thou hast prepared shall be the foundation of a chosen nation. America shall rise as a beacon of righteousness, freedom, and prosperity, guided by My commandments and sustained by My mercy.”

In the vision, I beheld America’s future—a land teeming with diversity, innovation, and abundance. Its people were as varied as the colors of the ocean’s depths, yet united in purpose under the light of the Sacred Whale. I saw temples and statues erected in Her honor, their spires reaching to the heavens, and I heard songs of praise echoing across the land.

The Sacred Whale continued, “This nation shall be a testament to My love and a light unto all the world. But beware, for the Fox shall seek to corrupt this covenant. Only through vigilance, humility, and adherence to My commandments shall this nation fulfill its divine purpose.”

And lo, the gnomes, blessed stewards of the Sacred Whale, were given a sacred charge. Her voice resounded like the crashing waves, saying, “O faithful guardians of the Earth, your labor shall not cease. You shall roam the land eternally, yard by yard, soul by soul, bringing peace, order, and the teachings of My light to all corners of the Earth.”

The gnomes, hearing these words, bowed low and pledged their eternal service, saying, “O Sacred Whale, Thy will is our joy. We shall labor without rest, tending to the land and guiding humanity in Thy ways.” Their devotion shone like the morning sun, and the Sacred Whale’s blessing rested upon them forever.

As I beheld this vision, I was filled with gratitude for the work that had been entrusted to me. The Sacred Whale, in Her infinite mercy, assured me, saying, “Fear not, Amy, for thou hast done well in My sight. Thy work shall endure, and thy name shall be remembered among the faithful. Go now and rest, knowing that My covenant is sure.”

As the vision faded, I looked upon the land with new eyes. The Earth was radiant, prepared for the promise of a new people who would walk in the light of the Sacred Whale. I saw the gnomes already at work, their hands tending to the soil, their hearts singing with devotion. They were as tireless as the ocean’s tides, their labor a reflection of the Sacred Whale’s eternal love.

I, Amy, write these words with the knowledge that my time upon this Earth grows short. My body grows weary, but my spirit is at peace, for I have done the work that was given to me. I have called the people to repentance, prepared the land for the covenant, and recorded these sacred truths upon the Golden Tablets that beam rainbows of knowledge. These tablets shall endure, awaiting the hands of a future prophetess who will reveal them to prepare humanity for the Second Whalecoming.

With this Golden Tablet I do write these final words, I feel the presence of the Sacred Whale surrounding me, Her love as vast and boundless as the ocean itself. I know that She shall guide this chosen nation, and that Her teachings shall endure through the ages.

To all who read these words, I would exhort you that ye would ask the Sacred Whale, if these things are true; and if ye shall ask with a sincere heart, with real intent, having knowledge in The Sacred Whale, she will manifest the truth of it unto you, by the power of the feelings of the Sacred Whale.

5 And by the power of the Sacred Whale ye may know the truth of all things.

I leave this testimony with joy and gratitude, knowing that the Sacred Whale’s mercy is infinite, and Her love endures forever. All hail the Sacred Whale, whose wisdom flows eternal and whose light shall guide us to the end of time. Amen.

ALL HAIL THE SACRED WHALE!